Nancy Drew is cooler than you

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austinplaysnancydrew:

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i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla

he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex

he liked pigeons

he was a vegetarian 

he was a babe

he was shy

he hated edison 

he’s perfect 

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Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.

Are you serious the death ray was the best part

I’ll just leave this here

Important ^

Nancy Drew!

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austinplaysnancydrew:

bessestentialcrisis:

bessestentialcrisis:

This sets up the most incredible deleted scene ever because just imagine Henrik sneaking out of the hospital (because only Henrik could pull a crap stunt like that without being held accountable) and the next thing you know he’s bursting into Joanna’s office, still in his hospital gown, with an arm around Alejandro’s neck dragging him along and Joanna is like “the hell you guys I don’t have time for this” and Henrik is like “nO you don’t understaTO THE MONOLITH” and Joanna is like “can you put some pants on” and Henrik is like “where is your sense of urgency this is an emergency it is not the time for pants” and Alejandro is like “naw bro put some pants on” so Henrik puts his lab coat on in a huff and is like “WE MUST RETRIEVE PACAL” so Team Doofus here charges into the temple and Joanna is confused and Alejandro tries to explain about The Whisperer and Sinclair and Joanna is like “he told you all of this?” and Alejandro is like “well maybe if you didn’t attack them all the time people would talk to you more” and Henrik is like “oh my god do I have to be here for this discussion can you idiots focus for two seconds” and they finally get to the tomb but the Pacal is gone and Henrik’s like “aw yes she did it atta girl” and Joanna is like “what are you talking about” and Henrik’s like “yeah Nancy’s been stealing from you for me” and Alejandro is like “yeah me too” and Joanna doesn’t have time to get angry because Henrik realizes Nancy has probably opened the monolith at this point so they exit through the garden - miraculously without falling and killing themselves in the tunnel - in time to see Nancy escaping from the monolith.
And then they improvise a contemporary poem, these fools.

My blog is never going to get better than this post.


CAN YOU PUT SOME PANTS ON?

austinplaysnancydrew:

bessestentialcrisis:

bessestentialcrisis:

This sets up the most incredible deleted scene ever because just imagine Henrik sneaking out of the hospital (because only Henrik could pull a crap stunt like that without being held accountable) and the next thing you know he’s bursting into Joanna’s office, still in his hospital gown, with an arm around Alejandro’s neck dragging him along and Joanna is like “the hell you guys I don’t have time for this” and Henrik is like “nO you don’t understaTO THE MONOLITH” and Joanna is like “can you put some pants on” and Henrik is like “where is your sense of urgency this is an emergency it is not the time for pants” and Alejandro is like “naw bro put some pants on” so Henrik puts his lab coat on in a huff and is like “WE MUST RETRIEVE PACAL” so Team Doofus here charges into the temple and Joanna is confused and Alejandro tries to explain about The Whisperer and Sinclair and Joanna is like “he told you all of this?” and Alejandro is like “well maybe if you didn’t attack them all the time people would talk to you more” and Henrik is like “oh my god do I have to be here for this discussion can you idiots focus for two seconds” and they finally get to the tomb but the Pacal is gone and Henrik’s like “aw yes she did it atta girl” and Joanna is like “what are you talking about” and Henrik’s like “yeah Nancy’s been stealing from you for me” and Alejandro is like “yeah me too” and Joanna doesn’t have time to get angry because Henrik realizes Nancy has probably opened the monolith at this point so they exit through the garden - miraculously without falling and killing themselves in the tunnel - in time to see Nancy escaping from the monolith.

And then they improvise a contemporary poem, these fools.

My blog is never going to get better than this post.

CAN YOU PUT SOME PANTS ON?